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CASHCAT1.07x 
CHUMP1.25x 
JUGGERNAUT0.82x The Screen
Published in full, applied without discretion, and the names it throws out are printed with the test each one failed. A rule you cannot check is a preference.- Every pool on the chain is read, and the deepest pool for each name sets its quote. A shallow pool prices a name nobody could trade against.
- Stablecoins, wrapped majors and tokenised equities never qualify. A name is excluded for tracking its underlying, not for its spelling: several tickers here share a name with a large listed company and are quoting four orders of magnitude away from it, so they stay.
- A name needs $25k of pool depth. Below the floor it is printed with the reason rather than quietly dropped.
- Survivors are ranked on fully diluted valuation and the top 10 take the board. The rest queue.
- No single name exceeds 30%. The excess is pushed onto the others and the pass repeats until nothing is over.
- The screen re-runs once a cycle, every Monday at midnight UTC, from a fixed reference point.
Thrown Out At The Last Screen
Printed rather than hidden, because a screen whose failures are invisible is a shortlist with extra steps.- DIVIDEND
- depth 19k, under the 25k floor
- ZenoCoin
- depth 12k, under the 25k floor
- RocketFrog
- depth 15k, under the 25k floor
- STONKFLY
- depth 13k, under the 25k floor
- Fruitless
- depth 8k, under the 25k floor
- Flame
- depth 6k, under the 25k floor
- GALAXY
- depth 6k, under the 25k floor
- KEKIUS
- depth 5k, under the 25k floor
- GAY
- depth 5k, under the 25k floor
Where The Figures Come From
Every one of them is a live reading or arithmetic on a published rule. None is a projection, and none is anybody's record.On-chain data provided by
GeckoTerminal.Artwork filled from
DexScreener.
Prices, valuations, volumes and depth are read from the chain’s own pools at most a minute before you loaded this. Weights are arithmetic on those readings and on the published cap. Artwork and contract details come from the tokens themselves.
There is no history and no performance figure anywhere, because there is no series behind either, and this board only prints what the chain has said.
Every move on the board prints in x, the way this market talks: 1.5x is half again since yesterday, 20x is twenty times. Most of these names launched days ago, so a move is measured from an opening price near zero, and that is how a coin gets to four figures of x in a single day.
MemeStrategy Properties
Prime frontage above Beautiful Claws, the busiest nail bar in the district, sharing a letterbox with a wedding car firm and a man named Roy who receives a great deal of post and has never once been seen. Roy handles the post. We handle the memes.- Chain
- Chain ID
- 4663
- Gas
Paid in ETH- Ticker
$STRATEGY
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The vault and launch rules are not satire and are stated exactly as they are designed. Nothing here is financial advice or an offer of anything. Buying a memecoin risks the entire amount, rewards depend entirely on trading and launch activity that may never happen, unclaimed rewards are forfeited if you sell, and no third-party coin named here is affiliated with MemeStrategy in any way. Robinhood Markets, Strategy Inc and NASDANK are not affiliated with this project, have not endorsed it, and all names and marks belong to their owners.